" promised lands "

 [ "promised land" ]

1: A woman's vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... I would like to get inside her promised land. 

 [ "Promised Land" ]

1:  The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

  * e.g.,  ...  After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land. 

 [ "Promised Land" ]

2:  An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

  * e.g.,  ...  Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever. 

 [ "Promised Land" ]

1: My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

  * e.g.,  ... After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land. 

 [ "promise land" ]

1: The vagina and surrounding area

  * e.g.,  ... I can't wait to explore the promise land tonight. 

 [ "The Promised Land" ]

1: ) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about. ) A “Heaven” or likeness of. ) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics. Examples: a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)

  * e.g.,  ... ) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!! 

 [ "The Promised Land" ]

2: b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)

  * e.g.,  ... ) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land! 

 [ "The Promised Land" ]

3: c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)

  * e.g.,  ... ) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation. 

 [ "The Promised Land" ]

4: d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.

 [ "promised land" ]

1: the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

  * e.g.,  ... I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you... 

 [ "promised land" ]

1: boobs or pussy

  * e.g.,  ... I'd love to touch her promised land 

 [ "promised land" ]

1: noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... 50 cent came straight from the promised land. 

 [ "getting my man to the promised land" ]

1: Taking his virginity aka fucking him

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Where were you last nigh? 

 [ "getting my man to the promised land" ]

2: You can sub man for partner or woman

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land